I ended up with a broken toe the other day, and it was all my dog’s fault; that’s what you get for saving a canine from drowning!
I woke up at 1am, needed a “comfort” break and hotfooted it to the bathroom.
As it turned out, Comet was sleeping halfway across the doorway, and I stepped on his ear.
Thankfully he emerged unscathed, but it did disturb him and made him move.
Having been comforted, I came out of the bathroom door and discovered him now completely blocking the bathroom door.
Half asleep, I decided I couldn’t possibly wake the sleeping dog, so I tried to step over him and close the bathroom door behind me.