Half-dead Dave
You know, half-dead Dave, right? He’s been in accounts FOREVER.
Then there’s Yoda, who’s nearly as old as nearly deceased Dave, and MUST be close to retirement now.
Of course, you’ll know Jimmy Savile – we call him that not because of any crime he’s committed, but because he’s called Jimmy and his surname starts with ‘S’.
And finally, we’ve got Dolly – the Parton variety, who had to restrict his hours, and therefore we simply had to reference that he only works 9-5.
